Hi, my name is Richard.

May 16

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Hysterical Blog!

May 10

Hey babe, because I miss you and you are at your football practice and we haven’t seen each other in awhile, I want to leave you a surprise, since you always go on your tumblr EVERYDAY! Hehehehehe XD

May 09

• society: Everyone's beautiful.
• society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
• society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
• society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
• society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
• society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
• society: You had sex?! Slut!
• society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
• society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
• society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
• society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
• society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
• society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
• society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
• society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
• -someone kills themself-
• society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!

May 04

May 03

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May 01

• Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

Apr 26

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Apr 25

anthonycq:

You’re only going to get as far as you believe you will.

When creating a new idea and making it real, you’re working with nothing but mere energy within your head.

Thoughts.

They create everything, so you can create anything.

Simple as that.

Apr 23

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Apr 21

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Apr 20

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this mesage can get accross to everyone. 

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Apr 17

It’s really sad when you see people that you used to be so close to just drift away from you. Not even saying hi, just glancing at each other awkwardly thinking if you should say anything. All the memories, laughs, and inside jokes that you two shared together; only to be a figment of your memory that may not ever be revealed once again just because one of you are two stubborn to change or make things right again. Things happen for a reason right? :|